Valentines Negotiation 20 years after the wedding...
Dear Darling Cupid,
For Valetines Day I would like a big box of fat-free, calorie-free chocolates, a moonlit stroll along the beach, a long soak in a hot bath followed by a sensual massage and lots of loving moments with my hubby.
Love always Rachel
Dear Rachel
You don't like sand, remember? And you know there is no such thing as calorie-free chocolate.
Love Always Cupid
Dear Cupid
Okay, so no beach stroll and no chocolates, but can I still have the bath, massage and time with hubby?
Love Rachel
Dear Rachel
You don't have time for a long bath. The kids need to get to football and dance practice, the dog has an appointment with the vet, and I happen to know that your hubby has to work the late shift.
Love Cupid
Dear Stupid Cupid
So what can I have?
Rachel
Dear Rachel
I can organize for you a one time only, uninterrupted, three minute shower or a five minute chat with your hubby.
And don't call me stupid!
Cupid
Dear Stupid...er...I mean Cupid
Would the shower be before or after the kids use all the hot water?
Rachel
Rachel
Oh if you insist. One three minute, uninterrupted, HOT shower. Take it or leave it?
Cupid
Dear Sweetie Cupid
Hot water! Woot! Count me in.
Love always Rachel
Okay so maybe life isn't quite so hectic, but it sure can mess with the romance. What are you hoping Cupid brings this year? Come share your thoughts on the Siren Bookstrand Readers Group - just click on the heart.
Rachel Clark
http://www.sirenpublishing.com/rachelclark/
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Valentine Negotiations
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